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Last post placement (dog poop ment)
2005-04-15 02:59:54 PM
We had our last post placement the other day, so we should be finalized within a month. What a day, I got the babe dressed, cleaned up his room, cleaned up the kitchen. My mom took the dogs to her house, as they are small (5 lbs and 7 lbs), and like to jump on people and kiss them. My philosophy is, they live here, you don't, if you don't like dog kisses, too bad. Not too nice to do to the social worker though. Anyway, we were just hanging out, waiting for the social worker to show up and the phone rang. It was my mom, "Uh, there's been an accident." I am like, "What the hell is going on???" Mom says, "One of the dogs crapped themselves, he won't let me touch him and there is sh*t all over the place!" Dammit!!! So, I jump in the car and zoom over to my mom's, luckily she only lives about 4 blocks away. Sure as sh*t (pun intended), its everywhere (on the dog, and the rug in Mom's foyer). I grab the dog, he starts attacking me, lol. I throw him in the laundry tub and give him a bath, swearing the whole time. Mom is upstairs, throwing out the rug the dog crapped on. So, I hand Mom the soaking wet dog, tell her she has to blow dry him, and run out the door as fast as I can. I come sliding around the corner into the cul de sac, just as the social worker pulls in. AAAHHH!!! The visit was nice, the babe was a perfect, content little angel, everything went very well. The social worker left, my mom brought the mutts home, and I forced her to take some $$ for the rug, lol. All I can say is, at least he sh*t at my moms, not at our house, right before the social worker showed up. I don't even want to think about that whole scenario, lol.... ~C~ Who has cleaned up way too much poop lately - |
